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Mountain View, CA - Google’s primary data center crashed yesterday. What’s to blame? Linkbait.
Said Google cofounder Larry Page, “We never expected these viral untruths might actually damage the Google PageRank algorithm directly. The sheer volume of fake stories and their craftiness led to the datacenter crash.”
Recent controversy raged over fake linkbait stories. Google’s official [...]

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Pittsburg, PA - In a landmark deal today, Google furthered their goal of organizing the world’s information by acquiring the United States Central Intelligence Agency.
“I didn’t know the ol’ CIA was for sale,” said a squinty-eyed George W. Bush outside his Crawford, TX ranch,  “but turns out the Google searched online and found it on eBay.  So we [...]

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